Republican Presidential hopefuls Michelle Bachman and Rick Santorum have grand plans for America!
1. Michelle Bachman believes in NO TAXATION, whatsoever.
I think you earned every dollar, you should get to keep every dollar that you earn. That’s your money, that’s not the government’s money. That’s the whole point. Barack Obama seems to think that when we earn money it belongs to him, and we’re lucky just to keep a little bit of it. I don’t think that at all. I think when people make money it’s their money.
So, uh… how do we fund the government? The military? Social Security? Bank and Wall Street Bailouts?
2. Rick Santorum (by the way, fyi, the official definition of the word Santorum: frothy mix of fecal matter and lube that is a byproduct of anal sex) seems to believe that repealing Don’t Ask Don’t Tell gives gays a “special provision” within military law, and that we are creating an “unfair social experiment.”
What did the “social experiments” conclude for other militaries like the Royal Military (UK), and those of Spain, France, and Israel, among others who let gay serve openly? Oh yeah, it’s totally no big deal. In fact, have you seen the Israeli army? No, because one look and they’ll kill you. They’re badass as fuck.
Given the presidency, Santorum would look after the interest of the people and reinstate the Don’t Ask Don’t Tell policy to effectively put gays back into the closet where they belong.
Well, since there won’t be taxation, that most likely means there won’t be a military anymore, anyway, so whatever, right?
What surprises me the most is that PEOPLE REALLY BELIEVE THE SHIT SPEWING OUT OF THESE DUMBFUCKS’ MOUTHS!
They applaud like it’s gonna be all buttercakes and roses when one of these people rise to power. America, Fuck Yeah!!!