Holy crap this is hilarious! I cannot stop laughing!
EDIT: Really only funny the first time. MEH.
If you’re a lady, dating online is nothing like an eharmony commercial, where a polite queue of nice men in navy sweaters and bouquets of daisies send you well-punctuated messages asking about your favorite place to go hiking…
Meet “Marla.” “Marla” is the OKCupid alterego of Alyssa Kramer, a Philadelphia-area blogger (and very funny lady) who dared venture to answer the question “Just how fucking batty does a gal have to get before guys on the internet stop trying to fuck her?”
The folks at High Beam love making drinks that take time and trouble. They’ve previously walked viewers through the arduous process of cooking a cup of Masala Chai from scratch, and now they’ve returned to walk java-lovers through the elaborate steps of brewing a shot of brown Vietnamese coffee.
“There is no reason to suppose that the world had a beginning at all. The idea that things must have a beginning is really due to the poverty of our thoughts.”—Bertrand Russell, Why I Am Not a Christian (via olena)
How can someone call themselves “pro life” with a straight face when they’re actually not interested in protecting life at all, but rather punishing women who don’t embrace motherhood at every opportunity by either forcing them to be pregnant or end their pregnancies by hiring untrained charlatans to attack their ladyparts like a clogged rain gutter?
Now that Governor Phil Bryant has signed a law requiring every abortion provider to have admitting privileges at a local hospital, the state’s only remaining abortion clinic’s existence will be threatened when the measure kicks in on July 1.
WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Reblog this shit. People should be really angry about this.