This is my puppy. Originally, I named her “Pirri,” which is short for “pirate” since she has an eyepatch. However, she didn’t seem to respond to the name. Then, my friend Jake said, “you should name her Gaga.” And she seemed to like it. So, Gaga it is. My dog, Gaga. Which, inadvertently, means “stupid girl,” or “floozy” in Tagalog.